Formatting for print is, generally, not that archaic. Word is finicky, of course, but the world of writing stands by ol’ faithful for a reason. That said…

I am, literally, one error in the Amazon print proof from having Guardian ready. Everything else is set. The margins are great. The headers are precisely positioned. The excitement is unreal…

AND THE MOTHERF***’N TABLE OF CONTENTS THINKS IT IS A GOOD TIME TO BE CUTE.

Long story short, the margin on the first page for the Contents is, somehow, not affecting the actual Contents, whereas the second page – STILL THE SAME CONTENTS – is. Ah, the mysteries of life, the universe, everything, and Microsoft Word.

Pray for me. Or the goat.

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